"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?"

"Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases."

"My specific goal is to revolutionize the future of the species. Mathematics is just another way of predicting the future."

"I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast for I intend to go in harma€?s way."

"Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?"

"Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it."

"Death smiles at us all, but all a man can do is smile back."

"Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing ; between 5 it's fantastic ..."

"God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere."

"REPARATION, n. Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it."

"Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand."

"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend."