"Those who try to give us advice on matters of human rights do nothing but provoke an ironic smile among us. We will not permit anyone to interfere in our affairs."

"The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself."

"All persons living and dead are purely coincidental."

"you've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice"

"In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs."

"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

"A man can do all things if he but wills them."

"Who makes us ignorant? We ourselves. We put our hands over our eyes and weep that it is dark."

"Let not your heart be troubled."

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible."

"No one knows what he can do until he tries."