"Morality is herd instinct in the individual."

"Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders."

"No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."

"There is not enough religion in the world to destroy the world's religions."

"A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all."

"It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right."

"Show me a mistress that is passing fair, what doth her beauty serve but as a note where I may read who pass'd that passing fair?"

"Faith is not the knowledge of what the mystery of the universe is, but the conviction that there is a mystery, and that it is greater than us."

"Eating without conversation is only stoking."

"PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile."

"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down."

"KLEPTOMANIAC, n. A rich thief."