"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"For though I do not ask for aid, we need it."

"If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: 'It seemed a good idea at the time.'"

"What other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart! What jailer so inexorable as one's self!"

"When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have him around. When I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years."

"Every man's life is a fairy-tale written by God's fingers."

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."