"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it."

"We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey."

"...and that this country shall have a new birth of freedom, and that this government, of the people, for the people, by the people, shall not perish from the Earth."

"If you realize too acutely how valuable time is, you are too paralyzed to do anything."

"Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great."

"If you don't have a plan for yourself, you'll be a part of someone else's."