"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Big men become big by doing what they didn't want to do when they didn't want to do it."

"You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of live."

"I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

"When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones."

"If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say: Let the damned thing go down the drain!"

"A detective digs around in the garbage of people's lives. A novelist invents people and then digs around in their garbage."