"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"We have to distrust each other. It's our only defense against betrayal."

"I don't understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses."

"He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man's ruin, unless tempered with discretion."

"Not only does God play dice with the Universe - he sometimes casts them where they can't be seen."

"Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns."

"May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds."