"In the end the love you take is equal to the love you make."

"Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others."

"The deadliest contagion is majority opinion."

"It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it."

"For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros."

"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse."

"To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult."

"Life is easier to take than you think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable and bear the intolerable."

"Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved."

"The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes."

"You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do."

"It might be said that Lord Rosebery outlived his future by ten years and his past by more than twenty."