"No virtue is safe that is not enthusiastic."

"The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war."

"Give me an incubator or give me death!"

"Seeing death as the end of life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean."

"Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!"

"If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him... The people who give you their food give you their heart."

"A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life; he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days."

"Confusion is always the most honest response."

"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."

"Conscience and cowardice are really the same thing. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm."

"The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good."

"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."