"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"We're all in this alone."

"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."

"He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped the clock it was to promote the next minute this still livelier motion."

"The idea that men are created free and equal is both true and misleading: men are created different; they lose their social freedom and their individual autonomy in seeking to become like each other."

"He who is sorrowful can force himself to smile, but he who is glad cannot weep."

"Never exceed your rights, and they will soon become unlimited."

"I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light of the sun. I was born where there were no enclosures..."

"To become an able and successful man in any profession, three things are necessary, nature, study and practice."