"When someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer just yell, 'Figure it out!'"

"Intellectuals are the most intolerant of all people."

"I don't care what your liberal agenda is, you'll never accomplish anything if the people don't trust us with their money, and they don't trust us Democrats."

"Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated."

"When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next."

"It is much easier to break the rules when one s surrounded by strangers. One does not know any of them, so one cannot really care for their opinion."

"Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good."

"Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment."

"He that gives should never remember, he that receives should never forget."

"Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived."

"Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."