"Idleness is a constant sin, and labor is a duty. Idleness is the devil's home for temptation and for unprofitable, distracting musings; while labor profiteth others and ourselves."

"You are only as wise as others perceive you to be."

"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."

"Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator door?"

"Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul."

"The world isna€?t interested in the storms you encountered, but whether or not you brought in the ship."

"The enemy is in front of us, the enemy is behind us, the enemy is to the right and to the left of us. They cana€?t get away this time!!!"

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"To the body and mind which have been cramped by noxious work or company, nature is medicinal and restores their tone."

"No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar."

"Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen."

"The shortest route to getting things done is just do it."