"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge: it is more dangerous than ignorance."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

"The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions."

"The only thing good about it is you're not dead."

"I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one."

"I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship."